- Anybody with five functioning senses will not be allowed at the wedding venue.
- Select food items will be served only at the production of Aadhar copy by the intended eater of food.
- Guests can only gain entry to the venue and the hotel rooms via a secret code. You will not know the secret code till the time of arrival.
- You might not know the code even then, in which case you will need to guess the code and try to use it any of the hotels that have been booked for you
- A total of 3714 hotels have been booked, so good luck with that last part.
- The wedding has a ‘no-mobile-phone’ policy, so guests will need to carry their own landlines
- Security arrangements are very tight, locally, nationally and internationally. The Army and Navy will also be on standby.
- The bride and groom will arrive in one of Elon Musk’s Tesla rockets. Kindly be ready with applause at touchdown.
- All the biggest movie stars are scheduled to make an appearance, guests are requested not to directly look at them, like the sun, during an eclipse.
- The entire event will last for 30 days, so if you have a life, kindly forego it.
This article is a piece of satire for entertainment purposes
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